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11-30-2005, 10:34 AM
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As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing.
She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.
As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla
flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but it was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" screamed Camilla.
There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed,
"There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."  |
12-04-2005, 09:02 AM
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12-04-2005, 08:50 PM
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so ...
you can take a stuck shoe off too eh... |
12-04-2005, 08:55 PM
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Sho thang .. I'm considered a jerk of all trades ya know [wink] |
12-04-2005, 09:18 PM
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lol umm no. i wouldnt have any idea
but. thx for the info =) |
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lol at fuss hittin on sunni
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