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01-05-2007, 11:05 PM
|  | Theres no turning back | | Join Date: Dec 1969
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welcome welcome one and all... we all know how this works right??
ok.... rules....
(i) all people are welcome here... but a minimum of 2 drinks per visit is required for the host....
(ii) make your selves comfy... but if you have to stay the night... PLEASE bring a pillow... the 3 bears are sick of giving theirs up for guests....
(iii) if rule (i) is not adhered to.... a small donation of mary jane is acceptable as a substitute.... the more generous the better of COURSE!!
(iv) you are here for debauchery and fun times... leave your gripes at the door... or.. if you're going to whine... wait till the Host has sampled you "donation".....
(v) if the Host is not here ALL above rules remain in effect until otherwise stipulated by the Host ofr attorneys acting for the Host.....
he he he he e....... who the hell am i kidding....??
what i mean is folks... LIVE IT UP!!!!! have fun... go hard or go home...!!
nice to be here... good to see y'all........ now... BLAZE that doober..... [green]
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I AM the funny one.... you MUST bring donations of the herbal schmokable variety when you cum visit. ALl wellcum.... dutch the room out peeps...xxxxx |
01-05-2007, 11:09 PM
|  | Royal Pain | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: On your ass
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crikey ... welcome and stuff [eek] |
01-05-2007, 11:28 PM
| | hahahaha, loser | | Join Date: Dec 1969
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Welcum you sexy vixon...........chip thinks its his place......but I run it   |
01-05-2007, 11:33 PM
| | Royal Pain | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: On your ass
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Gives me time to relax in the back room no?  |
01-05-2007, 11:39 PM
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back room.... someone say back room????
awww.... sweet... i like the back room.. the room at the... er.. rear lamo
bring on the booze.... break out the smokes....
and everyone BYO whups and chains......
er... and do NOT forget Host donation.... (not optional)
[cool]
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I AM the funny one.... you MUST bring donations of the herbal schmokable variety when you cum visit. ALl wellcum.... dutch the room out peeps...xxxxx |
01-06-2007, 05:19 AM
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There is my sweet baby. Thank god you made it. I was thinking maybe you got lost.
Now crack open that vodka hunny, and pours us a drink. I am bringing you closer to me all the time.
Got you from your home to Fuss's place. Now all I gotta do is get you across the border.
Stop in my room anytime you want and if you need to borrow something, just return it. |
01-07-2007, 01:05 AM
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i am spending some tim eonline with a certain someone... NOT stoney....lol
but...awwwww...... ddarling... LAURIE course i am here honey!!!
lol
now.... cook me some eggs...WOMAN!! |
01-07-2007, 04:45 AM
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I am not cooking you nothing you farkin idgiot.
I just got in the door from the bar and its quarter to 5 in the morning and I need some sleep.
Just gonna see whats been happening tonite then off to bed.
omg Goldie you should have seen this pilot that I was talking to tonight.
sizzle, sizzle |
01-07-2007, 07:35 AM
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hiyas goldie girlie..  |
01-11-2007, 12:58 AM
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SUNNI!!!! woOt!!
good to see ya girlie...!!! help your self to a drink at the bar....
DAIZEE!!!!!!! [eek] you're a shocker, you!!
so this pilot.... wanna tell me more?  | |
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