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12-06-2005, 05:28 PM
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This one came up right after/during feeding my mutt ..
I think it takes me longer to pour his food in his dish compared to how fast he can inhale it cuz his fat head is getting in the way and it goes all over the floor! (but he still finds each piece and gulps it down!) This all takes approx. 2.5 minutes for the whole processing procedure from start to finish!
Now THAT amazes me!
Thing is .. I could keep filling his dish up and the dumbass keeps emptying it!!! [eek]
Then when I'm ready to eat something myself he follows me around under my feet like he's friggin starving to death and wants more!!!!! Are dogs in the pig family or what?? I should have named him Kirby(tm) instead of Shadow ..
Anyway .. what amazes YOU! [wink] |
12-06-2005, 09:35 PM
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oh now thats truely amazing!...... you actually timed it lol
my cat cracka does the same thing! big fat arse
truely amazing hmm....
i'm sure theres plenty but uh.. i'll get back to this...... |
02-15-2006, 03:35 PM
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tampons amaze me....why the fuck are we forced to pay so goddam much for stupid little bits of rayon....its goddam ridiculous....really |
02-15-2006, 11:31 PM
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Because they can be use for fishing when females are done with them..
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03-08-2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by beachergal tampons amaze me....why the *censored* are we forced to pay so goddam much for stupid little bits of rayon....its goddam ridiculous....really | and who ate the apple????
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03-22-2006, 04:37 PM
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leave it on the counter and my dog would get it?
um, I know one thing that amazes me .. for very few people posting here, the past week or so this place has been TONS of fun and what i consider stress relieving ... well, if im posting and not working on it that is! lol
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03-23-2006, 10:12 AM
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it amazed me that I ate an egg mcmuffin and it didn't have a hair in it this time [green] |
03-23-2006, 12:11 PM
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It amazes me that I hang round here! j/k fuss calm down sir!!
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03-23-2006, 01:40 PM
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im amazed i havent broke something today after dealing with my situation........ |
03-23-2006, 01:50 PM
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